THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE POST TO THIS FUCKING DAY
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
i’ve been waiting for this
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
I know this is pointless but I couldn’t help it.
Moreso: Bayonetta was designed by a woman who openly claims the design to be a power fantasy for how she wishes to be.
things girls do that I love:
- offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
- scratch each others back
- say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
- compliment each other’s eyebrows
- that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly
- throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up