when i die i want teen wolf executive producer jeff davis to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
fun fact about being gay: you do all that high school emotional shit in your twenties because you didn’t get to do it in your teens
And you have to do it with all the other fucking stress of your twenties, like graduating, finding a job and starting your career, paying bills, dealing with existential crises, and getting the rest of your fucking life started.
When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock
a guy just asked me to eat a taco out of his ass on grindr. still not sure how serious he was but we were having a serious conversation so I’m assuming he was really into it. I’m not one to bash fetishes and/or kinks but it took me by surprise and I blocked him oop. this is the most exciting thing to happen all week to me by the way.
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model