partynauseous:

There it is…

The DragQueen

15 hours ago

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I’m glad I kept some people around.  Always good for a laugh on a dreary day.

1 day ago

nicholasinski:

Beware the Jabberwocky: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

1 day ago

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nicholasinski:

honestly, i think the only people who love women’s shoes more than women are gay men

1 day ago

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leedskiss:

“are those nudes of harry”

“fuck off zayn its none of your business”

2 days ago

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